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Boom boom boom.

Boom boom boom.

 

So went to Wendy's house for pictures.

Got there and Adam was cleaning the car.

it was a green Jaguar.

I didn't know they were that rich to own a Jag. lol

Went inside and my dad had to talk to Wendy's mom cause of the whole no riding in a teenager's car rule.

Argh! I hate that rule!!

I went to the basement and the other guys were watching some weird show on TV.

It was that stupid dude in Jimmy Neutron, but with his own show.

LOL I had to Google Jimmy Neutron to figure it out.

I found out that the dude's name is Sheen Estevez.

And the name of the show is called Planet Sheen.

It's really messed up.

Not sure why we were watching that.

Then we stood in front of the TV to take pictures.

Not sure why but we did.

And the show was still playing. lol

Then Bryan came and we went outside to wait for Eric's parents to bring a good camera cause for some reason we had faulty cameras.

Whoa let me back up.

So there was Wendy, Tina, Becca, Dan (Tina's date), Kevin, Eric, Bryan, and I.

All the girls had the shortest dresses I've seen in my life.

I'm pretty sure they were almost as short as my boxers and maybe even shorter.

Becca had heels that were so TALL!

I believe they were 4 inches.

Dang...

Dan was full out on dressing.

Eric and Kevin just did dress shirt, tie, pants and shoes.

Bryan went full out on dressing, but pulled out his dress shirt.

He wanted to look sort of like Far East Movement.

I uh...well I looked ghetto lol.

Finally Eric's parents came and we went to the deck of Wendy's house and it was like picture perfect.

We took a few pictures.

We kind of suck at participating in taking pictures lol.

 

Then we went to Nicoletti's to eat.

But turns out that the entire place was reserved so we went to El Napal to eat.

Some Mexican place lol.

It was so full that we had to eat in the smoking area.

It wasn't bad.

There weren't any smokers =)

I shared a meal with my sister.

Took one 'sibling' picture.

Kind of embarrassing but oh well.

Memories =)

 

Then we went to the homecoming.

I got there first cause my parents had to drive me there.

Waited about 15 minutes for the other people.

I had no clue what took them so long.

Didn't bother me that much.

While I waited I saw a group of kids that rented a pimped out shuttle bus.

It had neon lights on the bottom and neon lights everywhere on the inside.

And the bass was playing really loud.

Spoiled kids...lol

Went inside and found that the school got some Spanish people to play entrance music.

It was three fat Spanish people playing the guitars speaking Spanish.

So awkward...lol

Our theme was like Fiesta or something.

A tad ghetto haha.

Songs choices were alright.

I dunno why but I feel like testing my memory and writing out all the songs that was played.

Yeah! by Usher, Single Ladies by Beyonce (this was played twice and people weren't very happy about that), Club Can't Handle Me by Flo Rida, Two Step by DJ Unk, Dirty Little Secret by All American Rejects, Dynamite by Taio Cruz, Low by Flo Rida, Sandstorm by DaRude, Tic Tok by Ke$ha, Hips Don't Lie by Shakira, Break Your Heart by taio Cruz, You're a Jerk by New Boyz, DJ Got Us Fallin In Love by Usher, OMG by Usher, Teenage Dream by Katy Perry, Hot N Cold by Katy Perry.

There was definitely way more than that.

But my brain is too stupid to remember.

DJ Got Us Fallin In Love was the last song.

Best song! =)

Songs were 'better' than sophomore year.

Sophomore year, at the end of the homecoming, they played Sweet Home Alabama....

It was horrible.

I mean come on! 

It's a homecoming not a country hoedown or something.

 

So my group was pretty boring.

So I kept on jumping from group to group.

Freshmans, sophmores, blacks, out of the ordinary people.

I tried grinding Wendy but she declined ~_~

And then I tried grinding this sophomore chick but that didn't work out either.

She was already half grinding me and then I got closer and she was like nooo.

So I just gave up grinding girls.

I was going to grind this one alright looking Asian chick, but that would've been plan weird.

My buddies had a dance off with the black people.

Michael Zhao hogged it all...

I was about to jump on in on the battle, but he pushed me off and went in the circle first.

Then Bryan windmilled and destroyed the battle.

It was asians vs blacks of course.

Then there was the "You're A Jerk" song came on.

I watched the black people jerk.

I was going to go, but then shawty beat me to it and tore it up.

Didn't even bother after that.

I guess you can call my panssy and pussy for not getting in on the battle.

I'll take it pridefully.

Went to dance with the black people.

Some random black girls started grinding me...

Really awkward and just went away cause I didn't really have hots for them...

Sort of distant from shawty now.

Weird....

I always get close to people and then get really far away from them after awhile.

Mostly school friends.

I hope it doesn't occur with YOU GUYS!!

Even though it's the inevitable =(

Or just watch Obama destroy all the schools and make one big fatty school for all the country as we graduate =)

Impossible though....

Anyways back to my homecoming story.

Then there was this huge circle that was made.

I had no idea what it was so I checked it out.

Bryan just got done with whatever set he was and tried pushing me in.

I was like WTF?! NOoooo

Then everyone was calling me and I was like DANG IT!

So I did my ghetto dance.

It was the worst dancing I've done >.<

ARGH!

So embarrassing.

Then I just danced with some of my sister's friends.

My sister actually danced.

Took her awhile but she did it.

Without me getting people to party boy her too. lol

That pretty much sums up the story of my alright homecoming.

 

Went home and just passed out.

Sweated so much and I didn't take a shower....

eWWW!

But I was uber tired.

What could I do?

My body wanted to give away already.

I already lost my voice and I didn't really want to talk to my parents.

So the only way to avoid them?

Sleep....lol 

 

 

If you didn't bother reading the entire homecoming thing, it was just me trying to find a girl to grind. That was about it....

Pitiful..I know right?

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